Shut up and listen dumbass…
As men, we have the Peter Pan complex, hence we never want to grow up. But here is the deal.
I know I’m going to get old, piss my pants and gaggle like a baby, but if I ever catch you treating me like an asshole I 
will make sure that someone fucks you up. I used to do back flips off the bar on three pills you pimple headed little bitch! I deserve respect!
The venues may have changed, but nothing else has. Old people have the exact same stories that we have. OK, so we meet most of out girls in nightclubs. BIG fucking deal! Your grandfather used to bang the chic next door, or up the street in his little village in Romania.
Our grandparents might seem like conservative, old assholes. They may piss their pants when we walk in to the hospital room, but guess what? When they were young, they lived EXACTLY the same crazy life that we live. Where do you think that your personality came from douche bag? It’s right from them…
Aside: There are benefits to doing back flips in bars. You will not live as long as the ones who never did back flips and you don’t really have to worry about that many people talking around you. It’s the unlucky ones who live long that get fucked. Hopefully this chapter clears some of that shit up.
This shit sounds sweet fifty years later. How many times have you heard old people say, “yes, she was engaged to be married to someone else and then we met and fell in love…” You know what really happened? He was fucking a girl who was engaged and and he told her, “fuck him, you’re coming with me,” and that was that.
Advice: Don’t talk around old people man. They deserve the respect that they have earned.
But this does not go for all old people. You have to do some research and make sure that they have truly earned it. Then when they tell stories about the old days, you sit and you fucking listen because that old fuck was doing the same back flips that you are doing today. The only difference is that motherfucker did it before you and he has seniority.
Who knows, you may learn something…
Where are all the juicy stories of sexual seductions?