She Eats Pussy…

Now this is when you can truly say you can die happy.

All girls fanaticize about eating pussy or getting their pussy eaten by another girl.

The truth is that they all eat pussy. You just need to bide your time, ask often, and seize the opportunity when it presents itself.

1057_mbwteyp_logo_kreis_klAside: Girls will sometimes try to tell you that girls eat pussy better than men. They will claim that they know each others bodies better than we do, that because they have a pussy as well, they know more about it, and how to please it. Let me say right here that this is completely untrue. Unless the girl is a dyke, I can bet 100% that I have eaten way too much pussy to be told this by an amateur. Truth is, straight girls who want to eat pussy actually eat pussy like shit. They are useless at it. But it is the best thing you will ever see.

So I had a party at my house for a friend. My new “girlfriend” was in town to meet my family and friends. That night, my good friend also had a girl in town, a model who loves to make out with chicks. Later that night, once the booze everything was in full swing, we thought that we could escape, unnoticed, to the bedroom. We actually were noticed, but we escaped anyway.

Let me tell you, it was one of the most wonderful moments in my life. There was pussy eating and fingering going on in that room, and it wasn’t by me, or my friend. The model ate my girlfriend’s cheech like a hungry wolf devouring an innocent rabbit. It was almost brutal. I could’ve watched for hours.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t to be the case. The whole party freaked out. Particularly the girls. They knew what was happening (some even peeked through the window) and many of them managed to convince their pussy-ass boyfriends that what was going on in the bedroom was wrong. But we all know the truth. I gallantly survived the next few weeks of pissy comments and bullshit. Why? Because girls that eat pussy are worth it, and I un-invited myself from guilt a long time ago.

Advice: If you have a chick that eats pussy, never lose sight of the goal. Jealousy is for losers.

If you pull some jealous shit, later on you will be wishing you had your girl back who ate pussy. Even if she likes eating pussy more than she likes fucking you. Who cares? Not only do you get laid by a chick that eats pussy, but you now have jerk material for the rest of your life! You also have a great story to tell your dad at thanksgiving. Because that is exactly what you will be doing that day.

Giving Thanks for the chic that eats pussy!

  1. joe
    January 10th, 2013 at 14:15 | #1

    straight girls won’t eat pussy most women are straight and I would never date a pussy eating sicko bi girl.

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