Men are Bitches…
I peruse a few blogs daily. One factor that consistently draws my attention is that men are pussies. Yeah you read it right P-U-S-S-I-E-S. There used to be a day, albeit 40-50 years ago when men were men and women had their place in the world.
Now by any account or measure, I am a sexist, misogynistic pig. Take me back to the 50’s and 60’s, I believe in men working and women tending to the house\children. If you don’t agree, keep reading so I can piss you off more you whiny twat.
Over the years women have become more progressive, doing the higher education thing which I am all for, god forbid I have to speak to a dumb bitch, much less marry one. Yet it seems as women progress, men regress and may as well cut their sacks off.
Aside: Although a sexist, you treat a lady like a lady, and a hoe like a hoe. Be a gentleman when the time calls for it, i.e. opening doors, PAYING FOR DINNER, DRINKS and so on. Don’t be a fucking mooch!
I believe my grandfather had certain values and rules that should still be upheld today. After 70 years of marriage, my grandparents still love and respect each other. You know why? They each know their role. He provided, she cooked, cleaned and raised the kids.
Most of the women I know and/or have bedded have one thing in common. They are still not married. Why you ask? Men have thrown thousands of years of evolution and breeding out the window and have now become indecisive little bitches, unable to help themselves and now unable to take care of a wife.
Women want a real man. A man that can lift and fix shit. Yeah you are a god on the keyboard and tickers move to your pace. But what use are you outside of the office. NONE! I see guys at the gym that are ripped and have minimal body fat, whats the fucking point if you lack the strength to do anything? There is a reason he is called McDreamy, on a fucking TV show.
When you ask a chick out, have a plan and a backup plan in case the first one sucks dick. Don’t say “well what are you in the mood for?” You asked her out douche bag.
Something bothers you? Do something about it, real men don’t cry unless its a funeral for someone close to you. Who the fuck said it was OK to be sensitive?
A chick asks you to come over at 3 in the A.M.? Go over, fuck her senseless, leave.
Advice: It doesn’t matter what you look like, for women, panache trumps everything. If you exude the confidence of a big swinging dick, they will love you for it.
Now man the fuck up and go eat some cheech and remeber, we lead, they follow.
Hi! I love reading your blog and as an ex-DABA i find it very entertaining and insightful. I was wondering if you had a picture of yourself because I am really curious to see what you look like!
@exDABA I value my privacy too much to make my picture public. Perhaps a drink the next time I’m in Boston?
I love this post. YES! I am a working woman – but I still want a man’s man. Please all men who read this blog.. listen up and take the advice: PUT IT INTO ACTION.
I think that Casual here has minimal respect for women… but if men can do everything in the post and ADD respect – then… well.. you’d be perfect.
A-M-E-N!
@HARPER
Officially: “I love this post. YES! I am a working woman – but I still want a man’s man. Please all men who read this blog.. listen up and take the advice: PUT IT INTO ACTION.”
Unofficially: I want my money, and your money too.
I’ll side with the rest on this one: good job for raising a valid point. The bitch in me gives you an approving nod.
RSSNGirl is right. I need to fwd this post to all the pussies I know.
@Casual Dater
I’ll start paying for dinner when the bitch stops complaining about the decor at Gray’s Papaya.
I have to agree that when going out on a date with a guy, you want him to have an idea of where we are going not give me the wherever I wanna go reply. Also guys who let youpay, just not good form. I’ll always offer my end on a date but don’t really expect the dude to take it on a first date. Unless of course there’s no interest on his or my part in going out again. I
Had been seeing a dude for a while, not a kid, he’s 33. I make about 3 to 4x what he does and he always accepted my money or if I got us tickets to the movies or an event, he’d never offer his half. Last straw was when the delivery food arrived at my apt, he paid with a 20. My meal was 8 bucks, I offered him a 10 dollar bill and he took my money for an $8 meal. Poor form, but I guess some guys just don’t get it.
@helena
$8 before or after tax and tip?
@BL1Y Try displaying some class at some point. You will get a deserving girl: cheap/greedy girl according to your taste. You were obviously not taught manners by your parents or how to be a man for that matter. My repayment for dinners: I cook for them (I spend my own money and my time) & they get lucky, it’s an exchange of goods.
@RSSNGirl
Sex isn’t a gift women bestow on men that we should be grateful for getting. It’s a mutually beneficial experience. So your “exchange” of goods is basically a nice meal for a cheap meal.
Not always mutually beneficial. I know a number of women that failed to satisfy me miserably…
…and it’s usually the cheap men that tend to be the worst in bed…
BL1Y: you are the category of new breed men, women (even independent ones) still want a man’s-man. Even a woman that makes her own money wants to be spoiled by a man, it’s just how we are built.
no problem, btw not from boston
@RSSNGirl
I’m not cheap, I’m just broke.
@BL1Y It takes a real man to admit that and not live beyond his means to attract women.
@BL1Y I’ve dated a “broke” man before and I was sympathetic, in the end, he became to resent me because I wasn’t broke. So where’s the happy medium?!
@RSSNGirl
I don’t care if the girl I’m dating has more money than me, I just care if she has more money than me, and then still wants what little money I have.
most women who make money don’t feel the need to have the money of their man also. However, just as successful guys want to protect what they have and worked hard to achieve so do women. I’d gladly sign a dudes prenup if I ever got married and would absolutely need one to protect myself as well. It’s just being smart
Finally! A man with some sense! Now can you take your words to the streets? I’m so over lazy men looking for another mommy. I was definitely born into the wrong era.
Valley. Where from?
AMAZING post. I don’t care if I’m a professional woman douchebags of the world. I didn’t go to school to support your ass….I went so together wed be super human.
Men today need to man up…. If I hear one more time “gee I dunno what are you in the mood for” ill scream!!!
@chai
Blame it on third wave feminism’s need to “fix” masculinity.
BL1Y: ^^COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF.
Casual darling, help me understand, you said you prefer an aggressive, man-eating woman. How does that translate into the 50’s, 60’s housewife who knows her place?
Good post, it’s amazing how many bitchass men liked to feel fucked.
@a woman you haven’t fucked 50′/60’s women are my fantasy, sadly they don’t exist anymore. Working with what is available, Ill take the man eaters…
@Casual Dater
Casual, I agree with you…I so wish I could be a part of the 50′/60’s! I’m a woman with brains and beauty and I love my career but once I settle down I want to take care of my husband and children and want the man to provide!
@Ru
Smart people don’t have to tell you that they’re smart. In my experience people, especially women, who insist on their intelligence are usually just slightly above average.
@Casual Dater
They do exist, but when you go looking for just a “warm body”, you aren’t really keeping your expectations high…other than what her a$$ looks like.
@RU, just wondering why you would want to quit your career and have a man provide for you once you settled down? It sounds like you are successful , and you state attractive, so why throw the towel in on a promising career? You never know what life holds , you always have to be able support yourself. Me, nothing fancy really, I wouldn’t call
Myself a woman of beauty and brains but a chic in her 30s who studied hard through some pretty decent schools and grad school and residency to become a dental specialist. I’d never give the ability to provide for myself up, it’s necessary and nice to be able to afford the essentials and nonessentials without needing the support or permission of a guy.
Born and raised Southern California@Casual Dater
Casual, you need the perfect balance of both…
@a woman you haven’t fucked If you find her let me know…
@helena
She was pretty
She was smart
she was witty
yeah she had charm
cupid shot me
that’s what got me down the aisle
but that match made in heaven
went straight to hell
split up our possessions
put the house up for sale
and I learned a lesson I won’t be forgetting
the next time around
I’m gonna marry for money
I’ll be so damn rich it ain’t funny
I’m gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
find me a sweet sugar mama
with a whole lot of zeros and commas
don’t really care if she loves me
she can even be ugly
I’m gonna marry for money
I won’t have to love her family
I won’t have to like her friends
and if it works out like I planned it
I won’t ever have to work again
I’m gonna marry for money
I’ll be so damn rich it ain’t funny
I’m gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
find me a sweet sugar mama
with a whole lot of zeros and commas
I don’t care if she loves me
she can even be ugly
I’m gonna marry for money
y’all I’m gonna fly to Hawaii
on a Leer Jet the old lady buys me
I’ll call her sweet heart and honey if she’s a hundred and twenty
I don’t care if she loves me
she can be really ugly
I’m gonna marry for money
Definitely agree with you on those pull quotes!!!
This image showed up on another blog I read (bitter lawyer). Small world, eh?
AAAAMEN! If you ask a girl out, have a plan AND a backup plan. Their is NOTHING worse than a guy who asks you out and proceeds to say “so what do you want to do?”, or “what are you in the mood for?”. We live in NYC…..come on, their are 1,000’s of choices. Put some effort into it.