Misadventures in Dating

Part One: Women.

We all know the exhilaration when we get to tell our boys about banging a really hot chick. I mean, REALLY hot. You feel like a million bucks and you say to them, “She was a 10. A fucking Ten!” Hopefully, you took pictures. You even tell your dad about it, to make him smile.

But the truth is, most of the time we don’t bang Tens. The guy who always goes for Tens has the sex life of a Chinese Panda. Don’t be this guy. Aim for a Healthy 7.

Going for the Healthy 7 doesn’t mean you’ll never bang 8s, 9s, or 10s. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.

1. If you are aiming for the Healthy 7 then you are probably having a lot of sex. Men who have a lot of sex attract women easier. It’s like they can smell the pussy on your pig. They sense it, at least, and so by aiming for the Healthy 7, you’ll probably pick up more Tens anyway.
2. Girls, like us, hang out in groups. In each group, there are a couple of hotties, a bunch who are average, and a couple of butt-uglies/fatties.

Now, we know that girls don’t like each other, so if you aim straight and true at the Healthy 7, you can assume that her better-looking friends are instantly jealous and somewhat self-conscious (“Why didn’t he come over to me?”). Hit it hard, don’t deviate. Take home the Healthy 7 and. She will report back to her friends and the better-looking members of her group will instantly start plotting their own evil pathway into your pants.

Guess who comes out on top? That would be you.

Aside: If, by some fucked up chance, you are looking for a wife, you could do a whole lot worse than a Healthy 7. We all know what Tens are like. They are cunts. If you marry a Ten she will cheat on you, or at least you’ll always think she’s cheating on you, which is actually worse. She won’t cook or clean or look after you in any way. She’ll spend all of your money and she’ll fuck you whenever she pleases, because she’s probably better looking than you. If you marry a Healthy 7, she’ll always wonder if you’ve got other women on the side and try all the harder to please you.

Part Two: Men.

The concept of the Healthy 7 can apply to us men, too, but in a slightly different way. This has to do with our sexual performance. We have all, at least once in our lives (or at least, I hope we can say this) fucked like a porn star. We are the Ten. There are those times when we fuck a girl and we are champions. We put our best foot forward, make them cum a ton of times, and have a cock made of steel for as long as we need it.

Most of us know that this is a fleeting moment, a stroke of luck, that there is no way we can perform that well every time. Some of us, on the other hand, try to be Tens every time, and end up disappointed .

Don’t disappoint yourself, douchbag. Aim for a Healthy 7. If you can perform relatively well, somewhere above average, then your girl will fall asleep happy, and she will remember you fondly. This is the most you can really ask for. Trust me, many a man has tried to be a Ten and failed, at which point the trying to fuck like a porn star can bite you in the ass. She’ll expect it every time and GPA goes down to around Three. You’ll end up feeling inadequate. If you can maintain a good, Healthy 7 as often as possible, the response, and the word on the street will be positive, and you’ll rest easy.

Advice: It’s all about playing for averages. Sure, sometimes you hit a Bogey, and others you Birdie. Sometimes you hit an Eagle and you jump for joy, but don’t start expecting an Eagle every time. The course is long. Play for Par. There is somethinig to be said for consistency.

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