Dinner is served…
Spot: Her Place
Chic: 29/Greek
Body type: Fit
Occupation: Who cares
For the last couple of weeks I have been doing more commentary than anything else because I found the women of New York to be unworthy of the challenge. Till last night…
I got to the gym at about 930 in the P.M. last night. Started with cardio, continuously dropping and raising the speed on the treadmill at sporadic intervals for 45 minutes. 10 maybe 15 minutes in she stepped up onto the vacant treadmill next to me. We’re both running, stealing glances at one another through the reflection of the windows or just blatantly checking out each others ass, when she asked why I kept adjusting the speed over and over. Not thinking anything of it I told her the truth, by using different intensity levels my body is shocked with different sprint sets and it improves my stamina in and out of the gym.
Here is where it got interesting, “Tanya” asked how long I could go for. I told her I could go 11 or 12 minutes at about 8.5. Apparently she was talking about sex because she said her men had to last longer than 12 minutes.
Anyone else would say forget it and continue running. But me being me, had to set the record straight. Now any man can ask a chick out to dinner, how many of you pussies can actually cook for them? I told her to come over and I would cook for her.
Apparently she is smarter than the usual piece of ass I pick up, she declined saying that she doesn’t go to a guys place after just meeting them, but she did offer to have me over for dinner, with one condition. She asked if I could behave. Looking her straight in the eyes, I said, “if you wanted a good guy you wouldn’t be asking me to come over.”
Luckily I only lived a few blocks from her so we decided to meet in an hour or so. Now with only 30 minutes before Whole Foods closed I decided to pull a move straight out of Top Gun, kind of…
Her doorman lets me up, she greets me with a surprised look on her face. I had gotten there early, not only was I early, I went home picked up a duffel with clothes and got to her place 45 mins early. Who are we kidding, we already saw each other sweaty and disgusting at the gym. She asked what the duffel was for to which I said, I thought I could take a shower at her place, didn’t want to eat too late. She led me to her kitchen…
Stumbling around in her kitchen I eventually get situated and start my prep work. She asked if she could help, but I declined. After all I told her I would cook for her. Conversation flowed easily, innuendo almost boiling over a few times. Finally the food was done, both not showered we dove right into the food, I made grilled tilpia in a spice rub with broccoli rabbe and some lemon potatoes. By the end of dinner we couldn’t keep our hands off of each other. Within moments we were stark naked.
Now I don’t know about you, but I love to eat pussy, hell I will eat that shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner. But what I won’t do is eat her out after the gym without showering. The smart girl she was led me to her shower, pretty big I may say, you could probably fit 6 people in there. Watching the water and soap glistening off of her body I bent her over, dropped to my knees, parting her cheeks and started eating as best as I could. And I eat like a fucking champ. Thumb in her pussy, middle finger in her ass, index finger playing and my tongue licking everything in between I could feel her heart pulsating and her body beginning to tense up. I could be selfish and just start fucking her, but instead I picked her up onto my shoulders with her back against the wall and slipped my tongue in as far as I could get and I sucked like no other. Ended up fucking in the shower, the kitchen, the living room. Basically she gave me a tour of the entire place leaving the bedroom for last. Finally we make it to the bedroom, barely any life left in me she left to get some water. Looking around I saw something on her night table.
This chick was a fucking whore. Looking me right in the face was her wedding picture. Now I don’t usually have morals and I wasn’t about to start. The moment she came back in I threw her to the bed, put her on all fours and started fucking the shit out of her while reaching around to kiss her while making her look at her wedding picture. Feeling sorry for the poor douche that married this hot piece of ass, I flipped her over, ripped off the condom and came all over her face and chest.
As I was walking out I told her to give me a call the next time her husband wasn’t around. It’s now 5PM and I have gotten no less that 4 phone calls and 15 text messeges asking when she could see me again.
Advice: Hit the gym and learn to cook boys…
Amen!:)
Obviously her husband just didn’t satisfy her. If he did, don’t think she’d be looking for it elsewhere. But…well done! Now if only I had a way to forward this article to every male alive……
Well done on the finish-seems like she didn’t mind especially with all the followup calls and messages.
Agree with RSSN-take care of business at home or someone else will.
And it’s spelled Tilapia.
Who the fuck can’t cook? It’s Day 3 of Man Training. It’s basically just Chemistry combined with Not Fucking Up. Can some guys really not do that?
@BL1Y You’ll be surprised at how many guys can’t even make an omlette, much less cook fish or anything else!
@RSSNGirl
Omelets have always given me trouble actually, so I can understand that. They’re especially hard if you don’t have an omelet pan. (Why do non-omelet pans even exist?) Eggs are my least favorite thing to cook. Fish is pretty simple.
@BL1Y
73% of the finance guys I know can’t cook.
Do girls seriously call 4x and send 15 text messages in a row? Have some dignity for god sakes. Make a guy work for it! Unbelievable.
@BL1Y Use non-stick cooking spray, really, it’s not that difficult. Eggs are the EASIEST to cook; fish you can OVER cook, especially salmon (too dry), same thing goes for a lot of other fish, it just gets rubbery. So, if you can’t make an omlette, there’s a pretty good chance you can’t make fish the way it’s meant to be.
@RSSNGirl That would imply you actually want the twat to stay over for breakfast…
@Casual Dater Okay, well, I am referring to a POSSIBLE scenario of WHEN a man actually WANTS a woman around in the morning or you know, when two people date and have a monogamous relationship?!
@RSSNGirl
Eggs can also be overcooked. If you didn’t know that, you’re probably overcooking them. There’s a difference in frying an egg over hard, medium, easy, and sunny side up. Hard boiled eggs should be placed in an ice bath immediately when done. And yes, you can even overcook scrambled eggs and omelets (they eggs become rubbery and less fluffy).
@Casual Dater
If she doesn’t eat breakfast, how is she going to have enough energy for more sex in the morning?
@BL1Y Oh trust me I know how to cook eggs and more! And yes, I know about the cold water after boiling them, makes it easier to peel.
In the end though…it’s all about the thought and the seduction process. It’s just a bonus if the food is edible.
@RSSNGirl Seduction is a game. A game I always win.
You’re either a player or nothing…
@Casual Dater You haven’t found the right competitor against your “game”.
@RSSNGirl That model has been out of production for a while…
@Casual Dater There are still some left walking about, they just aren’t at bars on a nightly basis looking for a large bank account.
@RSSNGirl
The cold water is to keep the eggs from being overcooked. Eggs will hold heat for a while and continue to cook long after being removed from the water. The ice bath stops the cooking very quickly, and will keep the eggs from getting that unsightly green ring around the yolk.
@RSSNGirl
He’s not looking for a good competitor. He doesn’t actually like women. He likes having sex with them, but other than that he doesn’t like women.
@BL1Y As I said before, there is no competition.
@BL1Y Well, I’ve never NOT put them under cold water afterwards, so I wouldn’t know the after effect if it were to not be done. However, I do know that about everything else, fish, steak, veggies, etc.
I don’t know… I am looking for a good competitor. I like men, but I tend to not like them after a certain period because they become boring and predictable. The 1st few months of excitement seems to dwindle down & it all becomes a chore. Some people just don’t like to settle…
Now I don’t know how much of these stories are aided by hyperbole, but do these girls really enjoy being fingered in the ass while you go down on them or make out with them?
Ass fingering seems to be a reoccurring theme of all of your tales, and I haven’t met a piece of tail who wouldn’t slap me if I tried doing that to her (nor would I really want to unless we’re fucking under a waterfall or something, stink finger ain’t fun).
@BFX
At least a fourth of the girls I’ve been with were DFA. Could be more, those are just the ones I’m absolutely sure about.
@BFX As I said before, all the stories and events are true, only the names may have been changed. Not sure where you are from or live, but NYC women are pretty adventurous (i.e. will let you do anything to them if they think you will take care of them).
Its not how you do it, its how you get them to let you do it…
If a woman smells fear or a lack of confidence in you, she will not let you dominate her on any level. If she senses you are a man true to the word she will let you do as you please.
This is why some women will take it in the ass from one guy any and everywhere and not even let another within a yard of her ass…
@Casual Dater
Thanks for the follow-up. Live in NYC but was in a long-term relationship until recently. I have to find these adventurous women, somehow I end up with the ultra-conservative type (who lead you in the beginning as adventurous, only to turn into a nun 6 months later).
@BFX
She’s a nun and you stuck around for 6 months? You sir, are a sap.
@BFX
As a follow up.. it’s true. If you exude complete and total confidence a woman will let you do absolutely anything to her. Show even a smidge of weakness and we will exploit it until we make you cry. Just because it’s funny. And it’s not just ladies in NYC. I speak for my girls here on the West Coast too.
@Casual Dater
Well said.
Show me at least one TRUE woman who needs a boy inside of her. Although, what happened to the real men who are not afraid of challenge and even a smell of adventure makes them hard? So boring out there.
And since when did “meet for drinks” become an invitation to my bedroom? Maybe I just want to talk over vodka on the rocks!
Well said.
Show me at least one TRUE woman who needs a boy inside of her. Although, what happened to the real men who are not afraid of challenge and even a smell of adventure makes them hard? So boring out there.
And since when did “meet for drinks” become an invitation to my bedroom? Maybe I just want to talk over vodka on the rocks!
You’re absolutely right: a woman will let you do anything to her if you make the right noises. Moreover, give a woman good sex and her biology kicks in and tells her she can’t live without you. Then you can get the threesome or whatever you want.
All those texts..has she no dignity. I mean being a slut in bed is good, but out of bed..nooo
Ok medical question here because at work I get patients coming in with hpv warts and herpes lesions. Are you using any sort of dental dam when you ate going down on these ladies pussies? Really, that’s kind of dangerous, pretty easy to acquire either of those diseases among other things from oral sex activities. Me, I would never let a random dude go down on me without protection and the guy always has to wear a condom if he wants head. Just some public health info to share.
Now onto chics who text 14 times and call five times after a booty call, Lind of pathetic. Obviously these gals never follow any of the dating rules with men. Be a coyote, it’s called. Fuck the dude and then get your ass out of his place or boot him out, no lovey dovey cuddling bullshit
All I use are condoms.
well played casual…I was wondering if your dick fell off with all these damn commentaries..not that i didn’t enjoy them.
My friend told me that Greek women are one of the most undercover sluts out there.