No matter how hot she is…
…Somewhere there is a man tired of fucking her – Dennis Rodman
If you are looking for a wife, that’s one thing. You are probably losing a bit of hair and wondering if you might find yourself bald, fat, with nobody to dial 911 if you slip and fall on your lard-ass in the shower. She can cook your dinners and make you even fatter and fuck the gardener when you’re out at the gym trying to lose the weight that she told you to lose. Good luck, asshole.
For the rest of us, we often make the mistake of enjoying a piece of ass a little bit too much. Now, this is a tough rule to stick to. Hell, you’ll break it. I broke it only last week. But like alcoholism, admitting you have a problem is half the battle. So please, please try to stick to the Two Time Max principle. Your life will immediately seem brighter, lighter, and freer.
Fuck a girl once. Fuck her again. That’s twice, douche bag. Wrap it up.
We’ve all been there. The moment you break a girl down and finally fuck her, you are immediately burdened with a sinking gray feeling, a kind of nausea. How the hell are you going to get rid of this broad, and, worse, how are you going to avoid seeing her in the near future? Now, what happens in most cases is that we turn all crackly, like the junkies in the street. Once we get rid of her, we suddenly start wishing the pussy was around again. We’re on the phone the next night, calling it back. Like I said, this is a hard one to stick to. Pussy is hard to resist, especially easy pussy.
Before you know it, you are walking around with that permanent Man-Frown. Sure, you’re getting laid. You call her up. She calls you. You meet. But you are losing yourself in the gray cloud. And you know it. It’s not as though that feeling – that same feeling you had the first time, wishing you could get rid of her – has gone away. You still get that feeling all the time. But now, like crack, you are hooked. You are feeding off the nipple like a little fucking baby. And she has your balls in a vice.
Aside: The Man-Frown is nature’s way of telling you to get some new pussy. Make the mirror your friend. Think about how you look when you are free and single, how your eyes sparkle, how you smirk. That bitch will rob you of all of this, and you’ll start frowning. Your skin will turn grey and you’ll end up walking with a hunch. Stand up straight – pussy – and take that fucking lame frown off your face!
After a while, because you didn’t follow the Two Time Max principle, you have turned into the guy who doesn’t know why he’s getting married. You were not even looking for a wife in the first place! I thought we established that. But now, you are marrying some random piece of ass to which you just happened to get addicted.
Advice: Decide whether or not you are in the market for a wife. If the answer is ‘no’, then there is absolutely no reason to visit the same piece of ass any more than twice.
Are you going to run out of girls to choose from? Fuckface? There are millions of them out there. Stick to Two Times Max and you will be alright. (Or maybe just three…).
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Or you could be clever, avoid potential wives and fuck Pure Pussy which has the same mindset. Sure you’d have to limit access but you might not get that man frown and that one minute of guilt which, let’s face it, is too much for any of us right now.
@MsRobinson Problem is, even the Pure Pussy as you put it gets attached at some point to someone…
Sure, we’re in thrall to our rogue biology which says if we get storming sex it must be love. The solution then is for Pussy to wait four days which is the time it takes for reality to turn up and tell Biology to get lost. It is known the Four Day Rule, unsurprisingly. Personally I wait at least a week.
Casual D
@Casual Dater Do you plan on getting married on day?
@Georgia who knows
@Casual Dater
If you did, could you (would you want to) be faithful?
@Georgia
Cas won’t want to get married, he doesn’t actually like women. He’ll get married though when his success starts to slow down and he thinks it’s the best way to ensure he’ll continue getting laid for a few more years.
As I said above “If you are looking for a wife, that’s one thing. You are probably losing a bit of hair and wondering if you might find yourself bald, fat, with nobody to dial 911 if you slip and fall on your lard-ass in the shower. She can cook your dinners and make you even fatter and fuck the gardener when you’re out at the gym trying to lose the weight that she told you to lose. Good luck, asshole.”
Right, but some men are interested in playing around for many years with the idea that they will eventually settle down and have kids (somewhere in their 30’s, before they “lose their hair”), some will play around until they feel forced to settle down (for the reasons stated in the post) and some never want to get married ever. Was just wondering which of the three you were.
@Georgia Time will tell. It all depends on how I go down and for whom…
@Casual Dater
Or how quickly you lose your hair.
Georgia’s last two groups overlap. A lot of guys never want to marry but see it as the only way to get laid at all. The ones who never get married either have a ton of looks, game and money, or else had too little.
@BL1Y In the end its finding someone who can put up with you and you them…
@Casual Dater
I think it’s more about finding someone you actually want to spend time with, instead of settling for mere tolerance. But, since you don’t like women, the best you’re destined for is just a life-long roommate you occasionally have sex with.
@BL1Y
I find it hard to believe that neither of you recognize that a fulfilling bond can exist between two people that runs deeper than that one has with just a roommate… which, by the way, can also translate into fantastic sex. Now, don’t get me wrong – if you’re not interested in that, then no sense in pursuing it… and even if you are interested, you might still have trouble finding it. But could it really be that no woman has ever surprisingly interested you in way that draws you to her in non-sexual ways as well?
@Georgia Why not take it as she cums and see where it goes?
@Georgia
Did you even read my last message?
@BL1Y
Which? About the two groups overlapping? I agree, there is overlap there. The main distinction being made is between men who want to get married and those who don’t. I guess I’m focusing on men who want to get married for reasons such as love, starting a family etc. You are focusing on men who get married to ensure regular sex. Obviously, both types exist. What I was questioning was whether the prospect of falling in love was out of the question for CD (and you?). If it’s true that, as you say, he doesn’t like women… then most likely it is. But assuming that even he does not know for sure, if it should occur, would he be able to stay faithful? Would he even care to try? I used to think if you truly loved someone, you wouldn’t cheat. But that was pretty naive and I know now it’s just not that simple. I was just curious to hear his and your stance.
@Georgia If you aren’t getting what you need/want you will cheat…
@Casual Dater
True. So then it really comes down to what one gains from hooking up. A boost to the self-esteem? Sure, that’s true for everyone. But how low that person’s self-esteem is, and how largely they allow their self-esteem or self-image to be measured by their “consquests”, and what other values they balance this need against all play into it.
@Georgia If she is a nagging, clingy cunt, why wouldn’t you seek something somewhere else.
You are trying to rationalize human nature. Good luck…
@Georgia Men think differently and are built differently. Why do you think women never had rights and many kings in the old days had mistresses and prostitutes? Men have always seen women as an object they want…and take – some, others just stand by watching and wishing. Truth is, even if a man is in love with a woman, he will fantasize about other women, now, not all will venture out to cheat, but most women are demanding and needy, but give nothing in return; that’s when a man cheats.
@Georgia I think I pretty clearly distinguished myself from Cas.
@RSSNGirl It’s all evolution. Women have a very tiny number of possible offspring compared to men. If you had 1 child a year from age 18 to 58, that’s only 40 children. I man could have hundreds of thousands in the same time. Also, pregnancy caries a lot of health risks for women (especially for our cavemen ancestors; Ugha couldn’t run from a sabertooth while in a family way). So, women are generally programmed to be more selective about who they have sex with. Before child support orders, there wasn’t any reason for a man to not have sex with a willing partner. Even if the partner has crappy genes, he’s not losing much, he can just have sex with someone else the same day.
The differences in how we reproduce means that the most fit men will get the majority of the women. Historically a woman is 2-3x as likely as a man to have a child. Most women can find some man willing to take them. The opposite isn’t true. So, men have more incentive to amass wealth and power, as doing so attracts mates and increases their likely hood of reproducing. (A potential partner wants to pass on their genes indefinitely; having fit children is just as important as having affluent children.) More incentive means more effort, which generally leads to better results. Bingo-bango, men have the power.
Moving right along to mistresses…Up until very recently, your kids had a better chance of making it in the world if you got a tiny share of an affluent person than 100% of a peon. 1% of the king’s wealth is more than 100% of a farmer. So, if you want to play the evolution game well, you’ll let the king fuck you every 10th night or so.
And, coming up to modern times…Despite the whole “rich are getting richer, poor are getting poorer” nonsense, the poor are actually a lot more wealthy than 100 or 500 years ago. Kids from poor families go to college all the time these days. Now 1% of your rich guy might not be better than 100% of the poor guy. In some cases it still is, but they’re very rare.
Women are still much more likely than men to reproduce though, thanks to serial monogamy. 30 year old man marries a 25 year old woman, has kids…20 years later when they’re 50 and 45, they divorce. She will likely never remarry, and almost certainly have no more kids. He’ll marry another 25 year old. Now there’s a 30 year old guy with no one to marry because the 50 year old screwed things up for him. No way he’s banging the 45 year old woman.
…I forgot where I was going with this. Maybe I got there.
wait a second…don’t men know as soon as he meets the woman whether she is going to be Forever Pussy or Under Consideration?
I know when I meet a man if I’m going to fuck him or not or whether the guy is worth sticking around for.
So if she lands if the Forever Pussy slot, and the pussy is actually GOOD, why limit yourself to 2/3? If anyone should be the one walking away it should be the woman, because men will take it as far as they can get away with it.
@BL1Y I have no idea what you just rambled on about or trying to prove/debate?!
Hey how about some new stories !