Streak? What Streak?
Streak? What Streak?
Throwing the dice again? Shit, man, you hit another six!
Sometimes you just can’t put a foot wrong. It happens to everyone. Please, gentlemen, when this happens, when you go on a run, a roll, if you’ve caught a wave, if you’ve spent the past three months just banging, and banging, every piece of ass that you happened to speak to in a bar, or a coffee shop, at the fucking dentist’s office, don’t ever, ever, let anyone call it a streak.
That’s like giving up everything you just spent three hard months building.
For a brief time, you have become a king. People revere you. Don’t forget, perception is everything. What about the ugly guy who always seems to screw hot chicks? It’s nothing to do with his looks. He just believes it. And he lets everyone else believe it. He’s unstoppable. And so are you.
Once you admit to the streak, you lose everything. Chicks smell success, they smell failure. They are like dogs. It’s not luck, and it’s not a fucking streak. Carry your notches with you like a warrior.
Aside: If you got laid last night, don’t wash your pig (the French know this). The smell emanates from you, like a huge marquee advertisement for your sexual prowess. Their little greedy nostrils will start flaring the moment you walk into the bar. “I want some of that,” they’ll be thinking. “What’s so good about that asshole?” Trust me: they’ll give it a shot.
Curiosity killed the cat. Now use curiosity to kill the pussy.
Advise: Completely delete the word ‘streak’ from your vocabulary. Tear the section out of the dictionary. It’s worthless.
Answer anyone who tries to suggest that you’re on a streak with this simple answer: “Streak? What Streak? This is my life, bitch!”
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You’re not on a streak unless it’s a cold streak.
Trust me you don’t wanna bang a lot of the chics coming to the dental office, a lot of them have nasty teeth
one more comment if you spend three months “banging every piece of add you speak to” trust me men you are coming home with some sort of STD if not a few. Condoms don’t spread hpv (genital warts) and not always HSV I or II, oral sex also
Passes these viruses do if you are going down on
Her without a dental dam or letting her blow you without a condom on, you are at risk. Don’t bang any chic that comes your way, trust me, I’ve seen patients with oral herpes and oral condylomas and that doesn’t even include the genital
Lesions. Then you are stuck with a virus forever and it could come back again. Isn’t worth getting a piece of ass, make your piece of ass get tested for stds before you bang him or her, including a blood test for herpes, I do. Use condoms and dental dams for oral sex. Don’t play with fire. Having three months of lots of ass isn’t worse a huge ass warty cauliflower growth on your penis!
@Amanda
“Having three months of lots of ass isn’t worse a huge ass warty cauliflower growth on your penis!”
…Yes. It is.