The Ugly Truth….
Went to see the movie last night. Fucking brilliant!
A few people told me it reminded them of me/my blog. Not expecting much I sat there thinking about the chick next to me and the fact that all I wanted to do was twiddle her bead.
First off the move is spot on, men are simple and we are all the same. No matter how we dress it up, we are all full of shit and are thinking about getting into your knickers.
Now being an asshole is actually about being confident. I know what you’re thinking, but bear with me. It’s being confident in what you know and believe to be true. The conviction to stick with it.
Women are no different from men in that they to play a game. They parade around in their tight clothes with their tits and ass hanging out, dropping a chunk of their salary on haircuts, makeup and the like.
Lets get down to the crux of the matter. I BLAME FUCKING DISNEY! They have underhandedly convinced little girls out that there is a prince charming that will come and take care of them. BULLSHIT! I say. Take this line I pulled out of a chicks profile;
…Fairy tales I have grown up on… and so on…
The man they end up marrying is usually the one they can deal with and is not an “asshole” which is all relative to the guys they have dated. And if he is one of those unlucky bastards, he is probably well on his way to being emasculated…
Here is another excerpt from the profile on who she is looking for;
About You: Intelligent and witty, with a great sense of humor. Fun, outgoing, confident, and attractive. Kind, empathetic and concerned about issues larger than yourself. Open-minded and insightful. You value intelligence, self-assuredness and spunk in a woman. You are a good conversationalist; you believe in the importance of good communication and are relatively at ease when expressing yourself. You enjoy traveling and exploring other cultures. You take care of yourself and take pride in your physical appearance. You are passionate and a romantic at heart. And, you are my friend.
What about the flaws? Or does a mans checklist not have room in there for them? Now is it me, or is she looking for a bloody robot?
I mean come on! What happened to individuality and going against the grain. Has the world been reduced to being a pack of sheeple that are guided towards trashy reality shows and a gossip culture so as to not pay attention to the real problems facing us? When last have any of you researched a topic or issue and not just taken it at face value because the Times or WSJ told you what they think you should know?
Anyway, at the end of the day, chicks dig assholes and assholes dig hot chicks.
Speaking of which here is my fave quote out of the movie;
Mike: You’re all about comfort and efficiency!
Abby Richter: What’s wrong with comfort and efficiency?
Mike: Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
So if you’re fat, hit the stair-master shed a few pounds and slut it up a bit. If you are ugly, well god help you.
Now guys, go bag some snatch!
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The Thirst that is impossible to quench.
I got to the gym at about 930 in the P.M. last night. Started with cardio, continuously dropping and raising the speed on the treadmill at sporadic intervals for 45 minutes. 10 maybe 15 minutes in she stepped up onto the vacant treadmill next to me. We’re both running, stealing glances at one another through the reflection of the windows or just blatantly checking out each others ass, when she asked why I kept adjusting the speed over and over. Not thinking anything of it I told her the truth, by using different intensity levels my body is shocked with different sprint sets and it improves my stamina in and out of the gym.
Stumbling around in her kitchen I eventually get situated and start my prep work. She asked if she could help, but I declined. After all I told her I would cook for her. Conversation flowed easily, innuendo almost boiling over a few times. Finally the food was done, both not showered we dove right into the food, I made grilled tilpia in a spice rub with broccoli rabbe and some lemon potatoes. By the end of dinner we couldn’t keep our hands off of each other. Within moments we were stark naked.

types that seek solace in a pint/drink/martini and the opportunity to wake up next to what at some point in the night was a “hot” warm body the next morning.
phenomenal ass staring up at me. With that said, this beauty from Ipanema had all of the above and well, she was nothing short of amazing.

I assume she was taken back, we were at a bar and I asked if she were hungry instead of asking if she wanted a drink. In what I think was interest to see where I was going with this she said yes. I closed out my tab and left for Benihana.
But the main event took center stage at the window facing Times Square, her nipples pressed up against the glass, with one leg raised onto the sill with me taking her from behind. I could see her reflection and she smiled more and more when she noticed people noticing her.
True to form I gave the bartenders the once over and set up shop so to speak at the hottest ones station. Her body was ridiculous, not an ounce of fat, an ass you could eat all night and the right amount of perky tits for her 5′2″ frame. I leaned over ordered my drink and turned away to wait for my drink.
Eventually Friday rolled around and I had taken the day off when I called her and asked for her address, initially she asked why and I said I needed to know where to pick her up.
Without any hesitation she agreed, we were both having a great time and decided to venture out of the area for dinner. Found a great hole in the wall restaurant where we shared stories and gained a bit of insight into each other.
There are a few types of men out there. The one I choose to talk about in this post is the little bitch ass motherfuckers who can’t stand on their own two feet that will probably sell out their best friends just to ingratiate themselves into a woman’s life.
Bitch boys are also known to lack a spine and the testicular fortitude to take a Type A head on. Instead they choose to hide in the shadows and “pass notes” trying to get ahead instead of swallowing a cock.
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