Misadventures in Dating

Harper’s list and BL1Y’s lists mirror each other a bit, giving both points of view.

I have decided to throw my money clip into the ring and produce my own by adapting both to suit my Modus Operandai…

Dating Rules for Men

1. Boys do what they can, men do what they want!

2. Always fuck her to within an inch of her life!

3. Guilt is for pussies!

4. As with the markets celebrate your victories and move on to the next.

5. Attachment is for those that lack the testicular fortitude to be a real man.

6. Fuck as many women as possible at the same time, if they don’t like it, they can piss the fuck off to those whiny little bitch ass Commercial Bankers.

7. Pick your targets before you get drunk. If you still wake up Coyote Ugly, its a lesson learned.

8. Both Harper and BL1Y speak of the this relationship thing, I’m sorry, it does not compute.

9. Who cares what people think. Fuck ‘em! Are you sheep or man?

10. Every woman has her price/weakness/dream. Find it and exploit it!

Now man the fuck up and get your end wet!