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August 3rd, 2009

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Pride, it’s one of the Seven Deadly Sins for a reason.

Some guys wait until they’re drunk, slurring their words, saving everything up, for one shot at pussy. These guys wait all night until they finally have enough courage to put the moves on a chick, they put the moves on, and they get knocked back.

So what? Move on.

In a bar, forget your Pride. Forget your Pride!

Let’s talk numbers. Sure, there are times that the numbers can work against you. But very often the numbers are nothing less than your best friend. Let’s say you’re in a bar of 500 people and 150 are chicks. If you walk up to 150 chicks and use lamest line on earth, one of them will, still, want to fuck you. Of course she will! Most people in bars are single or cheating. Girls like fucking too. So assuming you’ve got slightly better than the lamest line on earth, you should be in pretty good shape.

It’s just a numbers game. Persistence will rule the day.

Aside: They beauty of this rule is that once you sack up and forget about your pride, you will be the coolest guy in your group. You will be getting ass just about every time you go out and people will begin to talk about you as though you are a legend or they may even be jealous and call it a streak. Regardless, you are the one getting laid while those other chumps go home and turn their porn on again because they have no sack and are worried about what a drunk girl who doesn’t know them is going to say. Fuckin’ easy eh?

The rules apply even if you’re in a group. Whether the girls you are with are friends or friends of friends, or people you’re meeting for the first time, it really doesn’t mean anything to anybody if you put your moves on.

What have you got to lose? Your Pride? I thought we gave that up at the beginning of the chapter.

Advice: Leave your Pride at home. Go to the bar knowing that it’s a crap shoot, and that the house ain’t favored in this game. It’s fixed. Just remember that most of the guys in the bar are pussies, waiting with their Pride for their Big Moment, just like you used to. Get over it, and get in there. You’d be surprised if you knew all the things they were willing to do.

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