The Geographic Influence…
All boys are frat boys in some way, it’s just that those of us who return to N.Y. after our college years find that spitting beer on each other and smoking from bongs is no longer kool. Those kind of guys don’t get laid in N.Y. They simply get fat from beer and grow long hair and act like they don’t care. But they really do care, they just don’t know how to change. It’s the Geographic Influence at work.
Then there are those of us who figure out that the tables have turned. All those things that actually helped us get laid in college now work against us. We have to regroup, huddle up and put a game plan together. Some of us rely on our looks and focus on that. Some of us rely on our sense of humor, and then there are those who rely on a wallet full of dough and a pocket full of blow. Either way you look at it, some combination of all of these things leads to fun in N.Y./L.A. and getting good-looking girls to hang out and maybe eat each others cheech .
Is this just about N.Y.? Absolutely not. But the truth is that in many cities in the United States it is harder to distinguish between the Geographic Influence. Take Chicago, for instance. This is a gray area. You see, boys that leave college and go back to Chicago see other boys who are fat, without style, and ugly. So they all get together and do the same things that they did in college. They are simply in a bigger city. This leads to them think that what they are doing is OK and that other people actually like it and find it amusing. I mean, does anyone past the age of 23 really think that chugging a Miller Lite is kool? No, not really.
Aside: Interestingly enough, drinking a scotch really fast to get things going before a night out can, on occasion, be kool. Tread carefully, though.
The problem is that these guys go out with girls in their geographic area and attempt to wow them with college humor and antics. They can’t figure out why the only girls that they are able to bang are the fat chicks who compete with them in beer drinking and pizza eating contests on Friday nights.
Now we come to the minority of guys in various “gray” geographic areas who figure out that this sophomoric fraternity style does not work with the ladies now they are back home. They change with the times. These are the guys that get all the girls. It’s like stealing from a retard. They are banging their way through their twenties and thirties and laughing about it while the other idiots are still talking about how much fucking fun they had at Ohio State and still pissing themselves in their sleep after a binge.
Side Aside: Nostalgia for college life is a true sign of a man who cannot adapt. Not only are you destined to bang fat, ugly chicks for the rest of your life, but you are also destined to be poor. No one will promote a douche who smells like beer, doesn’t get haircuts, and still talks in the same language he used in college. “Why, exactly, are you still wearing white socks with your suit? You’re fired!”
Unfortunately the same goes for women. What makes you think that a funny, good-looking guy is going to be interested in dating a girl who still chugs beer and goes to peace rallies? I mean, some of these broads eat like pigs. Don’t you know that all we can think about is how much you are eating?
Advice: If you really want to have fun in your life and get hot chicks, forget about college and move to a big city like L.A., Miami or New York for a few years before you move back home for good.
Then when you get back you are educated in the ways of the kool and you will raise your odds of getting laid by up to 50%. That’s not bad, you know. Other cities in the U.S. are actually loads of fun, if only you know how to act.
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