Do Men Lose Their Sex Drive…
There is one simple answer to this question, and although this is usually against the rules of decorum, I have to answer the question with yet another question: Are you stupid, woman?
What kind of idiot would think that a man loses his sex drive?
This must be an excuse developed by female psychologists, because as educated and rational as they may be, they don’t have a pig hanging between their legs and thus still, secretly or not, dream of a safe, Utopian relationship with a kind-hearted, loving man. And so they have to rationalize the inevitable: after a few months, that kind-hearted, loving man doesn’t want to fuck anymore. And so they ask themselves, “What caused him to lose his sex drive?” Are you stupid, woman? You clearly let yourself go and/or just got boring! Shed some poundage and break out some new moves.
Or invite your cute girlfriend…
Just this weekend, my cousin was telling a group of us how great things were going with her new boyfriend, how great things still were after a year and a half together, but the only problem was that he had lost his sex drive. She just didn’t understand why he only wanted to have sex two/three times a week. She went on and on about how she has such an appetite for sex and her poor boyfriend really only wants to bang a couple times a week.
Yes, I gave it to her. She’s family, after all. I handed her the truth so that she could learn and deal with life more completely. I said, “What are you, stupid? He did not lose his sex drive, dummy, he simply doesn’t want to fuck you anymore.” I can guarantee that when this guy who never wants to fuck my cousin is out at a bar and he sees a hot piece of ass, he immediately thinks, “Fuck I would love to bang that bitch!” His sex drive is in perfect working order.
I would go as far as to say that just about every single chic I ever meet, I think about fucking in some way or other, even if she’s ugly and I don’t really want to. It’s nothing against our girlfriends, but let’s face it: we are dogs at heart and we just want to chase pussy.
Aside: Look at it like this. How much do you love steak? A nice thick, aged juicy piece of steak? Fucking delicious right? Right! But there is no way in hell that you could eat that exact same piece of meat every single night of the week and still enjoy it as much as you would if you had it once a week. Yes, the second of the week is still good, and the third…well by then we are just eating it so that we don’t have to explain why we lost our Steak Drive.
Men have never and will never lose their sex drive; they simply don’t want to fuck the same piece of ass every day. This is a fact. And yes, sometimes we just want to jerk off. It’s not like we have a sickness, it’s just that we get to jerk off and then all we have to do it clean our pig and wash our hands. No cuddling, no talking and no foreplay. I had foreplay all night long checking out those chicks with no bras on…
Advice: Give your chick at least two or three bangs a week and a good vibrator.
They need to understand that we are not like them. Yes I may love you and everything, but that doesn’t mean that I want to fuck you every day! We have to train them to understand this and accept it. Sometimes I like to eat a boring piece of halibut during the week just to make that steak all the better at the weekend. Don’t tell them that you want to fuck other chicks because that will definitely get you in the dog house and by dog house I mean a long drawn out conversation that you have to explain with lies. Just establish a rule of thumb and don’t be one of those jerks who feels insecure when their girlfriend likes to masturbate with a vibrator.
You got lucky, bud!
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