Misadventures in Dating

As I was about to post this, I saw The Kinky Gal had a similar entry up.

The Rabbit is more than a trend, it may be the end of man’s power unless we embrace it and make it work to our advantage.

For those of you who do not know what The Rabbit is, ask your wife, or girlfriend, or for that matter, any chick on the street, even your mother.

The Rabbit is a vibrator that ever since Sex And The City, they not only all talk about, but all have at home. If they don’t have one, they want one for Christmas.

A girl recently told me that if she was in bed with a guy who’s performance was mediocre (shit, that could have been me! ). She endured it because in her mind she knew that she could go home after and satisfy herself with her Rabbit.

Now, us men have only two ways of looking at this Rabbit situation:

1. Jealousy. Blow up the company that makes it, go to jail.
2. Embrace The Rabbit. The Rabbit may be able to fuck better than you, longer than you, but just like a calculator, it makes your life easier, and better. Do you hate the calculator because it adds up numbers better than you? No. You use it. Use The Rabbit.

Aside: The Rabbit has more functions that a modern laptop computer, so don’t get cocky. This thing goes up and down, sideways, spins in a fucking circle. You’d need to consult a manual to use it, so don’t be an idiot. Let your girl use it, then gradually get involved. If you try steaming in there like you know what you’re doing, you might accidentally give her a hysterectomy.

How many men out there have always wanted to watch a girl fuck herself with a vibrator, or even join in while she does it? The answer: everyone. Embrace the Rabbit and go forth.

Advice: If you don’t add jealousy to the equation, she’ll feel OK about letting you watch. There is a rule, though. If she’s using the Rabbit, you can’t grab her half way through and try to fuck her. That’s against the rules. If you do it, you’re a douchbag.

You’ve fucked many times and will fuck again. So has she. How often do you get to watch a chick screaming with a Rabbit inside her? If she’ll do it, just watch. Later on, she’ll probably let you cum on her tits.

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