There is one definite difference between men and women and it that is that we do not like long drawn out conversations while they choose to diarrhea from their mouths in just about every thing that we talk about. This is true from the simplest conversations like what should I wear tonight to what did you mean when you said…

My girlfriends can truly talk to me for more than a fucking hour about what they are wearing. I mean does that conversation really have to last so long? The answer is simple, wear something that shows off your tits and preferably no bra. That is for the other guys out trying to get foreplay going for their jerk session later on or for those guys that are out with their girlfriends as well and need a bone as well.

Then there is the serious topic which is usually how you fucked up. Why do we have to talk about this for so long? I mean do we really have to analyze everything that happened? Do we really have to spend three hours talking about the same thing? There is a reason why movies are only two hours long. Attention span man. People can’t do the same thing for more than a couple of hours (other than drinking) and that is for something that they enjoy.

Advice: I have none. There is no way to win in this game.

There are some things that we have to concede to. One could simply cut off the conversation and tell them to fuck off, but all that is going to get you is another conversation at a later time that will have to discuss not only the first topic which we have forgotten about but they have imprinted on their pupils like a teleprompter. But we have to talk about why we cut the last conversation off. No winning here. Just gotta try to not fuck up.

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